No Millennium

 The real reason Republicans, as good capitalists, favor the travesty called abstinence-only sex education, now afflicting our youth:

People have so many problems with love, always looking someone to be their Via Veneto, their souffle that can't fall.  There should be a course in the first grade on love.  There should be courses on beauty and love and sex.  With love as the biggest course.  And they should show the kids, I always think, how to make love and tell and show them once and for all how nothing it is.  But they won't do that, because love and sex are business.

-- Andy Warhol, The Philosophy of Andy Warhol